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From: Haifa Salwa

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A Beautiful Hadith

From: irwan

 

 

Rasulullah (Sallallahu alaihi wasallam) said: 'When a man dies

and his relatives are busy in funeral, there stands an extremely

handsome man by his head. When the dead body is shrouded,

that man gets in between the shroud and the chest of the deceased.

Rasulullah (Sallallahu alaihi wasallam) bersabda : 'Bila seseorang

lelaki itu mati dan saudaranya sibuk dengan pengebumiannya,  berdiri

lelaki yang betul-betul kacak di bahagian kepalanya. Bila mayatnya

dikapan, lelaki itu berada di antara kain kapan dan si mati.

 

After funeral, everyone go home, 2 angel Mungkar and Nakir, come

in grave and try to separate this handsome man so that they can

question men died the single-handedly on his obedience to Allah.

But the handsome man said, he is my friends. I will not left him

single-handedly notwithstanding. If you fixed to ask, do your work.

I cannot left him until I find out he included into heaven.

Selepas pengebumian, semua orang pulang ke rumah, 2 malaikat

Mungkar dan Nakir, datang dalam kubur dan cuba memisahkan

lelaki kacak ini supaya mereka boleh menyoal lelaki yang telah

meninggal itu seorang diri mengenai ketaatannya kepada Allah.

Tapi lelaki kacak itu berkata, Dia adalah temanku, dia adalah kawanku.

Aku takkan meninggalkannya seorang diri walau apa pun.

Jika kamu ditetapkan untuk menyoal, lakukanlah tugasmu.

Aku tidak boleh meninggalkannya sehingga aku dapati dia

dimasukkan ke dalam Syurga.'

 

 

Thereafter he turns to his dead companion and says, 'I am the Qur'an,

which you used to read, sometimes in a loud voice and sometimes in

a low voice. Do not worry. After the interrogation of Munkar and Naker,

you will have no grief.'

Selepas itu dia berpaling pada temannya yang meninggal dan berkata,

'Aku adalah Al-Quran, yang mana kamu membacanya, kadang-kadang

dengan suara yang nyaring dan kadang-kadang dengan suara yang perlahan.

Jangan bimbang. Selepas soal siasat dari Mungkar dan Nakir, kamu

tidak akan bersedih.'

 

 

When the interrogation is over, the handsome man arranges for him from

Al-Mala'ul A'laa (the angels in Heaven) silk bedding filled with musk.

Selepas soal siasat selesai, lelaki kacak mengatur untuknya daripada

Al-Mala'ul A'laa (malaikat dalam Syurga) tempat tidur dari sutera yang

dipenuhi bauan kesturi

 

 

Rasulullah (Sallallahu alaihi wasallam) said: 'On the Day of Judgement,

before Allah, no other Intercessor will have a greater status than the

Qur'an, neither a Prophet nor an angel.'

Rasulullah (Sallallahu alaihi wasallam) bersabda :'Di hari pengadilan, di

hadapan Allah, tiada syafaat yang lebih baik darjatnya daripada Quran,

mahupun dari nabi atau malaikat.'

 

 

Please keep forwarding this 'Hadith' to all ....because

Sila sebarkan Hadis ini kepada semua .......kerana

 

 

Rasulullah (Sallallahu alaihi wasallam) said:

Rasulullah (Sallallahu alaihi wasallam) bersabda:

 

 

'Pass on knowledge from me even if it is only one verse'.

'Sampaikan pengetahuan dari ku walaupun hanya satu ayat.'

 

 

May Allah bestow this favour on all of us.

"Mengapa perlu mencari kesempurnaan jika diri juga x sempurna

Mengapa perlu mencari kejujuran jika diri juga tak pernah jujur"

 

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Still want to eat Geragau Shrimp

From: sitimahyun

KERIAN 1: INDUSTRI GERAGAU

(KERIAN 1: GERAGAU INDUSTRY)

Selama 3 hari bermula 10-12 Julai 2009, aku berkesempatan
mengiringi Ketua Jabatan ke lawatan penyelidikan ke Daerah
Larut Matang dan Kerian, Perak. InsyaAllah bermula dengan
entri pada hari ini, aku akan menyelitkan apa yang menarik di
daerah tersebut. Mana yang baik ambillah ia dijadikan contoh.
Manakala yang tidak dijadikan ingatan sepanjang hidup.
(For 3 days beginning 10-12 Julai 2009, I had
position to accompany the Chairman of the investigation to
the Regional Larut and Kerian, Perak. Insya'Allah begins with
entry on this day, I will tuck anything that happening
in this interesting area. Which will made it take a good example.)

Aku pasti, bila ditanya tentang udang geragau. Pasti kalian rasa
teruja dengan rasanya. Udang geragau ini apabila dimasak
dengan nasi goreng memang menyelerakan. Itu belum lagi di
tambah dalam masakan-masakan lain dan ada sesetengah
mereka menjadikannya bahan utama utama untuk resipi sambal
dan kuah bagi mee.
(I am sure, when asked about the geragau shrimp. Sure you feel
very yummy with it. When the geragau shrimp is cooked with
fried rice is to be very tasty. It was not yet in
add-in cooking and culinary. Some have make the main material
for the main condiment recipe and dressing for mee.)

Aku terjumpa secara tidak sengaja industri ini ketika hari
terakhir selepas tiba  di jeti Kuala Gula, Kerian semalam.
Aku lihat masyarakat Cina di sini yang merupakan nelayan
kebanyakannya, menjadikan udang geragau sebagai hasil
pendapatan mereka. Aku agak terkejut dengan penemuan ini.
Lihat sajalah udang yang dijemur itu hanya diletakkan di atas
kanvas di atas tanah. Selalunya bagi mereka yang arif,
penjemuran seperti ini dibuat di atas pangkin khas.
(I accidentally exist with this industry when the last visit after arriving
in Kuala Gula jeti, Kerian yesterday. I see Chinese people here who are
fishermen make shrimp geragau largely as a result
their income. I was quite surprised with this discovery.
View only dried shrimp that is only placed on the canvas on the
ground. Often for the wise, such as drying is built on the uniquely
pangkin.)

Udang geragau yang basah dijemur. Kemudian pekerja Indonesia
membalik-balikkan udang itu supaya ia cepat kering. Apa yang tidak
sepatutnya berlaku ialah, pakaian pekerja berkenaan.

(Geragau Shrimp wet will be dried. Indonesian workers will always

keep turning the shrimp so that it dried quickly. What should not

apply to workers is how to dress)

 

 

Lihatlah mereka hanya berpakaian seluar pendek sahaja. Rambut

dan peluh bila-bila masa sahaja boleh tercampur sekali dengan

geragau tersebut.

(You see, they wear short pant and t-shirt only. Hair and sweat,

anytime can mixed wth geragau shrimp.)

 

Lihat juga kasut yang mereka pakai. Kasut itulah juga digunakan

untuk memijak tanah di luar kanvas. Sedap bukan udang geragau

yang kita makan?

(See also the sandals that they wear. Slippers that is also used

to tread the ground outside the canvas. Very savory geragau

shrimp not that we eat?)

 

Ini pula penemuan yang lebih mengejutkan! Tiba-tiba aku ternampak

dua ekor anjing berkeliaran di kawasan jemuran tersebut.

(This is also a more surprising discovery! Suddenly I see two stray

dog tails in the laundry area)

 

Anjing-anjing tersebut dengan selamba melalui kawasan kanvas

jemuran. Manakala pekerja industri itu hanya membiarkan anjing-anjing

itu tanpa dihalau.

(Dogs that come to the laundry is left only. Industry workers only see

the dog and let the dogs without a chase.)

 

Lihatlah betapa enaknya geragau yang bakal tiba di rumah kita

dikongsi bersama dengan anjing-anjing ini. Malah dapat dilihat

anjing-anjing berkenaan memijak geragau yang sedang dijemur tersebut.

(Look how sweet shrimp geragau which will arrive at our home and we

share it with the dogs. Even a dog can be dog-dealing step geragau that

are dried in.)

 

Aku semakin teruja melihat gelagat anjing-anjing tersebut dan terus

menghalakan camera D60 untuk meneruskan kerja-kerja mengambil gambar.

Dan…..

(I am excited to continue to see the temperament of dogs while taking

pictures using the D60.
And ...)

 

Gambar di atas menjadi finale kepada industri geragau yang aku

lihat! Lihatlah kelibat sang anjing di kiri gambar yang sengaja kencing

hanya beberapa sentimeter sahaja dari kanvas jemuran!

Astagfirullah! Jadi kalian, masih mahu makan udang geragau lagi?

Entah mengapa aku geleng kepala. Dalam keadaan kita gegak gempita

dengan isu makanan halal di Malaysia, kita masih terlupa melihat

perkara syubhah seperti ini. Aduhai!

(Image above a finale to the industry geragau that I see! Look at the dog

involved in the left image that is deliberately urinate only a few centimeters

from the canvas laundry!

Astagfirullah! So you still want to eat geragau shrimp again?
Somehow I shake my head. In the situation we are excited with

the issue of halal food in Malaysia, we are still oblivious to see things like

this. Ah!)

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New way how to hide your money... Ladies Only

From: Haifa Salwa

This new way can be use :

1. After you receive your salary... by cash...
2. After you cash in your check...
3. Your husband want to borrow your money..
4. e.t.c...

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Coke plus Ajinomoto Can be Used To Rape Ladies

From: Haifa Salwa

Attention

DO YOU KNOW ?

Coke+Ajinomo to Can be Used To Rape Ladies

I received a news about the recent tactic used to spike girls' drink.

It is a cheap and widely used method.

This method was used in Canny Ong murder.

Rapist uses this method.

Coca-cola+ajinomo to /monosodium glutamate = a medicine which
will cause drowsiness and excitement in the victim.

This mixture is poisonous if used to o often on the victim.

Please send this to all your female friends, sisters, & your loved ones
and ask them to beware.

DO NOT accept coca-cola or any other drinks from stranger / even
if it  is your friend that you are not very close with.

Regards,

Hishamuddin Alias ( ASP )
Jabatan Siasatan Jenayah Berat
IPK Kuala Lumpur

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Craving of the body........skin carving!!!!!!

From: zura

OUCH!!!!
It's not tattoos anymore... they are doing carving now.

I'm sorry, but all I can say is:
What is wrong with these kids today ?

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From: irwan

 

 

Dear All,

 

On August 7 , 2009

 

At 12hr 34 minutes and 56

seconds on the 7th of August

this year,

the time and date will be

 

12:34:56 07/08/09

 

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

 

This will never happen in your

life again??!!!!  

 

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